Book I of Cigar Smoking Jerks from Outer Space
By Loren Blowers
Bianca Lombardi is living on the edge. With excessive drinking and drug use about to destroy her life, she vows on her twenty-first birthday to clean up her act...but a cigar smoking jerk from outer space and a voluptuous prostitute with an axed off face arrive unexpectedly to derail her plans. Abducted by the Tultoromae--extraterrestrials decimated by a merciless enemy--Bianca is transported to an alien base deep beneath Earth's surface. Believing she is the savior of their dying race, the Tultoromae will stop at nothing to force her compliance--no indulgence, cruelty or psychological warfare is too great. To escape the sadistic torments of her chief abductor and warn her world of the insidious threat growing below, Bianca must gamble her life and that of the one alien with whom she is forging a powerful bond, Cdr. Raddo Rotic.